Portland Bears
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Portland Bears
Portland Bears
Lumberjack energy, latte discipline. This tee plants a big PORTLAND across your chest with a Bear-flag stripe under it, then stamps the local coordinates and the day Oregon finally said “I do.” It’s part travel tag, part tribe signal, perfect for Stumptown beards, transplants who now compost with feeling, and anyone who’s ever lined up for a doughnut that fought back. I wore mine to a dive bar and got unsolicited hiking advice. Bruce update: I will hike if the trail ends at a bakery.
Your reliable flirt
The dependable tee I reach for when I want to look organised while being anything but. Clean shape, soft hand, forgiving on days my personality arrives late. Works for errands, afters, and bumping into your ex with full eye contact. You will not become a better person in it. You will look like one.
Why you’ll live in it
- 100% cotton main body that feels honest on skin.
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Fabric weight: 170–180 g/m² — sturdy for hugs, breezy for poor decisions.
- Open-end yarn for that classic tee grip that actually holds its shape.
- Tubular fabric with no side seams so it drapes neat over keys, snacks, and secrets.
- Taped neck and shoulders because chafing is for enemies.
- Double-needle stitching at sleeves and bottom hem. Commitment issues, solved.
- Blank garments responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico.
Care
Cold wash inside out. Skip bleach. Tumble low or line dry while you apologise to your liver. Keep the iron off the print unless you collect regret.
Notes
- White reads soft white, not appliance white. You are a human, not a fridge.
- Natural may show tiny dark speckles. That’s the cotton being alive. Be nice.
Made to order
Printed after you order to cut waste and warehouse shame. It takes a touch longer, but keeps the planet and my sustainability spreadsheet blushing. Thanks for choosing the thoughtful option.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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Free shipping across Australia. Because Daddy always takes care of the bill (at least this time).
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Returns & Refunds
Faulty? Fixed. Changed your mind? That tee’s your new flatmate.
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