Terms & Conditions

 

Welcome to HungTee. These Terms & Conditions (“Terms”) govern your use of our website, services, and products (collectively, the “Services”). By accessing, browsing, or buying one of our tees (or fifteen, no judgment), you agree to these Terms. If you don’t like them, you’re free to close this tab and shop somewhere boring.

 

Eligibility

You must be at least the age of majority where you live to use our Services. Basically: if you can legally buy a vodka soda, you can buy a HungTee. Kids, step away, this isn’t Build-A-Bear.

 

Products & Orders

We sell cheeky T-shirts and related merchandise. Each item is made to order, which means:

  • No two tees are exactly alike (like gay men in a 2am bathroom line).

  • Production takes time, please don’t email me after 48 hours asking where your shirt is.

  • Colors may vary slightly, screens lie, darling.

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders for any reason, including but not limited to: suspicious activity, stock errors, or if your email address screams “scammer energy.”

 

Pricing & Payment

All prices are in the currency displayed at checkout. Taxes and shipping are extra unless we say otherwise. We accept major payment methods approved by Shopify. If your card gets declined, don’t yell at us, call your bank, or your sugar daddy.

 

Shipping & Delivery

We work with third-party carriers (a.k.a. the people who throw your package onto the porch and sprint away). Shipping times are estimates, not promises. Once the package leaves our hands, it’s basically on a gay cruise of its own.

International orders may be subject to customs duties and taxes. Those are your responsibility, HungTee doesn’t cover surprise fees, unless you slip me cash under the table.

 

Returns & Exchanges

We only accept returns or exchanges for defective or incorrect items. Changed your mind because your situationship dumped you? Sorry babe, no returns for heartbreak.

To request a return, contact us at sub@hungtee.com with your order number and details. We reserve the right to say no if you’re being shady.

 

Intellectual Property

All designs, logos, and content are owned by HungTee. Please don’t steal them, we worked hard, and my hangover does not allow for lawsuits. If you want to use our content, ask first.

 

User Conduct

You agree not to:

  • Break the law while using our Services.

  • Spam us, hack us, or otherwise ruin my day.

  • Use our tees for evil (looking at you, homophobes).

 

Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent allowed by law:

  • HungTee is not liable for damages, losses, or ruined hookups caused by your use of our Services.

  • If a shirt shrinks because you washed it wrong, that’s on you.

  • If someone side-eyes you in public for wearing “Choke Me” in bubble letters, that’s… kind of the point.

 

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify (aka cover my ass) if your misuse of our Services causes us legal trouble.

 

Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of New South Wales, Australia. Because that’s where we’re based, and frankly, it’s too hot to argue otherwise.

 

Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. If we do, we’ll post them here. Keep shopping = you accept the changes.

 

Contact

Questions? Complaints? Love letters? Email us at sub@hungtee.com.